She's a bit of a "crazy rabid squirrel"... if you've ever seen Over the Hedge, you'll know what I'm talking about.
I woke up this morning, and I had 8 TEXT MESSAGES, which was needless to say, a little bit alarming. When I realized they were all from Kim, I was very worried. We generally operate on the 'no news is good news' philosophy, so 8 texts before 10am... well that's news.
TURNS OUT... She's just nuts. As proven by her sub conscious or whatever it is that controls dreaming. Here you go, please to enjoy:
I had a dream that you and rita (Sara - Sarita - Rita) stayed at our house for twelve weeks and on the last day you were there you went to DD and bought donuts and munchkins, but while I was showering you at all the donuts. When I tried to open the munchkins you yelled at me and told me they were for Risa, who then ran in laughing and took the box of munchkins away :(
Also, we had a pool and a mexican man servant. He tried to take my towel before I'd used it so I said "no no es lo mio" and he said "eres la reina" real sarcastic like, so Rob (Kim's husband) fired him.
A couple of nights ago I had other crazy dreams which included such fun things as having dinner with the Kardashian family and five of my teeth broke, and having hours of dental work to repair them (poorly) and Rob being pantsed and then 'violated' by two blonde nurses swimming in the ocean.
So there you have it. Hope you enjoyed my dream stories. I'm off to go buy munchkins...
WOW.
I did enjoy your dream stories Da Kimmaz... and I hope the world does as well.
